richgayboy:

the subtitles

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petparent:

getting ready for dick likeimage

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lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

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globalsoftpirka:

crocketingsolly:

“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!”

THEY KNOW

globalsoftpirka:

crocketingsolly:

“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!”

THEY KNOW

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jesuschristvevo:

when you save someones post from getting 0 notes

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me: i'll have a coke please
waiter: we have lana del rey's pussy, is that okay?

heyfunniest:

AND IN THAT MOMENT I SWEAR WE WERE ONION RINGS

heyfunniest:

AND IN THAT MOMENT I SWEAR WE WERE ONION RINGS

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chainsawpunk:

kosovan:

We’ve all had a play date where we played GameCube and ate pizza bagels

yeah only it was a week ago and i sucked his dick afterwards

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